THE F*CK IT GUIDE

Your no-holds-barred guide to ditching the dumb wedding sh*t you don’t need that costs, like, a million dollars

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What guests literally will not notice

(and what they will)

Where most couples overspend and end up salty

The hot takes you didn’t ask for.

(because no one’s been willing to say it)

( So if you’ve ever stared at a $3,000 chair rental invoice and thought absolutely fucking not—this is for you. )

MEET YOUR RIDE OR DIE WEDDING PLANNER

I’m Caitie, Your Rulebook-Burning Right Hand.

I’m not here to plan a wedding, I’m here to plan your wedding. No matter what big ideas are rolling around in your head, I’ll do what I can to make them a reality. 

After all, being the best wedding planner for couples who want something different isn’t about playing it safe—it’s about showing up, thinking bigger, and making sure your day feels like nothing (and no one) else.

"Whenever your name shows up in my inbox, I settle in with an espresso and get ready to enjoy myself."

*ONLY* download this iF YOU .. 

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"Truly this guide is the best guide to ever guide. It slaps. It hits.  Wow."

IT'S THE REASSURANCE YOU'VE BEEN DYING TO HEAR.
(AND I PROMISE YOU'RE NOT GOING TO GET IT IN THE GROUP CHAT)

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 It was like walking into a dream we hadn’t had yet. Nothing felt forced. She made the process so easy.

— AJ, 2025 Bride


You didn’t ignore the spark when you met the love of your damn life, so why would you now?

If your gut’s telling you that you’ve found THE planner, listen to it.